The NKV

Kaeden has come up with a new version of the Bible.  We'll call it the New Kaeden Version (NKV).

We have a CD of Bible verses put to music (Seeds of Praise - as a side note,  I highly recommend the Seeds Family Worship CDs... they are pretty much all that the boys & I can agree on these days).  Anyway, the boys got it for Christmas, and we've been listening to it a lot lately.  Kaeden likes to sing, so on a couple of occasions, I have heard him singing the lyrics to the songs...which is great, 'cause he's singing Bible verses... except that to a 3-year-old mind, they don't always come out quite right.  

"Out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks" (Matthew 12:34) becomes:

"Out of the overflow of the heart the mouse squeaks"

And "Trust in the Lord forever, for the Lord is the rock eternal" (Isaiah 26:4) becomes:

"Trust in the Lord forever, for the Lord is the rocky turtle."

Now I can't listen to the songs without thinking about squeaky mice and rocky turtles (whatever a rocky turtle is!)